pantyhose xxx

We all know the frustration of going to a strip bar only to find totally nude women.

That may sound strange to most, but the informed readers of this forum know exactly what I am talking about.

It is difficult to find dancers in hosiery at all. When you do, it is almost invariably stockings. Even worse, (for me anyway), the stockings in question are almost always net or super thick, opaque schoolgirl thigh or knee highs. It is obscenely rare to find a stripper wearing sheer stockings, let alone pantyhose.

Some Cities/Counties have ordinances in place discouraging full nudity in exotic dance establishments. In some cases, the side effect is that every dancer is required to wear pantyhose.

Certain areas have “Bikini” or “Pastie” clubs that are basically clothed strip bars where in some instances pantyhose may be mandated by law or corporate rules.

Even though I am vehemently against most laws attempting censorship or the restriction of individual choice, I would love to walk into a strip bar to find every woman in PH. I am not alone in saying I would make a pilgrimage to such a mecca.

Please share the wealth with fellow nylon aficionados! Feel free to use this thread to report on exotic dance clubs that require pantyhose.
I saw a thread here about the Crazy Rock, so I went to the forums there…

I asked a question and here is what I found:

Curious - 1/15

“I heard that by Romeoville ordinance the Crazy Rock dancers are required to wear pasties and pantyhose, is this true?”

and the answer…

“It is true that the dancers are required to wear panty hose and pasties. But it is not clear to me what the local laws are. It seems to me, laws are subject to interpretation. ”

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Jackpot?!?

If anyone near there stops by, I would appreciate an updated report before I make plans to go. It is quite a drive.

The location:

Crazy Rock

9 Rock Road

Romeoville, Illinois 60440

USA

815-886-1889

Near: Chicago

Thanks!
Yes, stockings would be grand, but dancers will barely even wear those.

I would be happy to find a club that required stockings, but that seems unlikely as I would guess that anti-nudity laws are concerned about

breasts, genitalia, and buttocks. Pantyhose can satisfy two out of three guidelines, while stockings comply with zero.
In Sioux Falls, South Dakota, there is a strip club named “Scarlet O’hara’s”, which I would frequent when I was in town.

Here are some links:

In years past, the cocktail waitresses all wore a “tuxedo leotard” with pantyhose and high heels. Some wore nets, but the majority wore sheer. Mostly black, but sometimes tan. It did not seem to matter as long as they had PH. I would spend much more time and money on the nylon clad servers than the bare legged dancers.

Unfortunately, on a recent visit I discovered that the waitresses now choose their own outfits. They all looked great …skirts, shorts, high heels… wonderful …except for the distinct lack of pantyhose or hosiery of any kind.

I would find myself dropping by for one cocktail which I drank while checking the room to see if any of the dancers were sporting nylon.

Most often, after a fruitless search, the combination of strip club priced drinks and bare legged money sinks would drive me to another establishment. Soon I stopped going at all.

However, this November (2006) I went in with some business colleagues and… lo and behold, there were not one, but two waitresses in pantyhose! One was a pretty brunette in net nylons, and the other was a blonde angel in sheer tan pantyhose.

A moment of observation showed me where the pantyhose section was, so I steered our way to an open table.

The blonde angel approached. After a cocktail or two, I discreetly found out when she was working again so I could stop by unencumbered by other people.

When I came back, she had once again included with her outfit sheer tan pantyhose. I, of course, had come prepared and tipped her generously, always putting at least $5 in the garter on her silky thigh, thoroughly enjoying that magical touch of warm soft nylon.

Throughout my visit, she would stop by and chat. Eventually I told her how much I enjoyed the elegance and class of her outfit (her waitress costume was not as skimpy as the dancers’). She seemed genuinely surprised and flattered as she thanked me and told me that most guys don’t pay much attention to her with so many naked women around… at least not until closing time. We laughed.

I then explained that there is a big difference and a fine line between classy and slutty. “Most guys are here only for the skin, but I prefer a more classy look. For example”, I said, “you are wearing sheer nylons that look extremely classy rather than net stockings or bare legs that portray a more ‘available’ image”.

She told me that she completely agreed and then delightedly said that she wore the less skimpy outfits and pantyhose every time she worked (when I say “less skimpy” I only mean that her ass was not hanging out, the skirt itself was very, very short!). She then told me I should come back on Saturdays, because that is when she usually works.

Please keep in mind that the pantyhose discussion was a very small part of our encounter that night, certainly not the entire conversation.

The next Saturday I was in the area I stopped by, and sure enough, she was in sheer tan pantyhose. She was again very nice and friendly toward me. Later, she mentioned that it was her birthday the next Saturday and would not be working, but she would be there the week after that. I gave her an extra $10 on the way out and told her to have a drink on me on her birthday. Unfortunately the next time I was in town, my daughter was with me so I could not go, and I have not had the opportunity to go back.

I will make some time very soon to see if she is still there in all her pantyhose glory.

Even though the dancers were not in hosiery, it is nice to know that there is some nylon out and about in these hose starved times.
Thanks Superman, that is an outstanding heads up!

I was born near there, but haven’t been in the area for years. Perhaps a return visit is in order!

For the rest of you…

Here are some links for Centerfold’s, Columbus, Ohio.

I have been there a few times and can confirm that all of the girls there are required to wear nylons. However what they wear are closer to tights than pantyhose. Some of the girls even wear stockings over the nylons if you like that sort of thing (which I don’t mind). The girls are also required to have pasties over thier nipples, again not really an issue.

One of my complaints is a lot of the girls do not give very good lap dances. There is very little contact, some will just dance in front of you, of course the stupid little lawn chairs you have to sit in don’t help matters. I did have a couple of dancers that were absolutely amazing. This one little blonde recognised that I liked her legs and ran them across my lips from toe to thigh. But these are more exceptions than the rule.

The girls there seem to put allmost all of thier concentration on what I guess were “regulars”. Even after generously tipping a girl on stage, after that dance they never came back. Your not too likely to have a girl come up to your table either. It could be worse, some clubs you have to fight the skanks off with a stick.

Granted I have been to all of three clubs in my lifetime so I don’t have a lot to compare to. If I am in the mood to for nylons and be guaranteed to see them thats where I go.
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“Look, it is the four pillars of the male heterosexual psyche. We like: Naked Women, Stockings, Lesbians, and Sean Connery best as James Bond, because that’s what being a boy is.”
Thank you LigouriRd!!!

An excellent review! It was well thought out and obvious that you put some effort into it. I appreciate it.

When you say “closer to tights than pantyhose”, do you mean that they are a high denier, similar to leggs sheer to waist or thicker like ballet tights?

You made me laugh when you said: “It could be worse, some clubs you have to fight the skanks off with a stick.:. …so true, so true.

Guys, please don’t stop with one review for the club(s), I think many of us are interested in pantyhose dancers, and I would love to keep this thread alive!

-I have no idea what Leggs feel like, however they reminded me of the thicker danskin tights a cheerleader friend of mine had.
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“Look, it is the four pillars of the male heterosexual psyche. We like: Naked Women, Stockings, Lesbians, and Sean Connery best as James Bond, because that’s what being a boy is.”
a suburb outside chicago has bar where the girls are required to wear pantyhose and 99% wear basic beige or tan. lap dances start at $5 and they come right to your table or barstool. you can rub their legs and their pantyhose covered ass! i remember after a few beverages i asked this one girl if she would take off her shoe and let me rub her foot, and she did. i told her i had a nylon and foot fetish.

once in a while it’s nice to go there and the girls are pretty cool. in fact i may go there tomorrow after work, my friend is a bouncer there.
Last time I was at Crazy Rock, maybe 6-9 months ago, the girls all did indeed wear pantyhose. hey were not the dancer’s tights, but sheer to the waist pantyhose from, I was told, K-Mart. I gave foot massages and bought drinks for several dancers. If you go later in the evening, at least 10:30, maybe even midnight, most of the girls are warmed up by then and you should be able to get a good, cum-inducing lap dance.
I made it back To Scarlet’s the other night.

I Had some great luck getting dancers in sheer black stockings. I bring them as gifts. Occasionally, they will go for white.

It is very difficult for some reason to get them in sheer tan.

If you like sheer, BRING some. Most dancers are wearing nets (if wearing at all) for the durability.

The waitresses were wearing hose in full force also. One had black sheer thigh highs, and TWO others in tan sheer to waist pantyhose, including one I had not seen before. High heels all the way around.

It is interesting to note that the younger waitresses tended to have bare legs, while those of a slightly finer vintage seemed to enjoy the elegance and class of nylon.

With a decent tip and some silver tongue, I had hosed feet in my lap and nylon legs to my heart’s content!

When I have more time, I will post about a particular dancer who took a sincere shine to my style, and teased the heck out of me with her hosed legs!
In the Dearborn, MI area I visit a couple clubs occasionally. I know the waitresses and dancers don’t wear pantyhose…but.

If they want my $20 bulls they do! I stop at a drug store on the way and buy two pair of pantyhose…one size ‘A’ and the other ‘b’. I give them to the dancer I’m interested in. They sit with me for many songs while I buy them a drink or two…and constantly massage their pantyhose covered legs.

After a bit..its to the private dances, where I’m all over those legs…

its awesome. I’ve only been laughed out of a club once…and that was when I brough the pantyhose in with the crotch panel removed
Gams (and all),

Yes, bringing “gifts” for the dancers is a great way to get them in hose!

Here are a few suggestions to keep the nylon level high and the embarassment factor low:

Case the joint: If you can, go in earlier in the week and check out the setup and the dancers. Of course you will pick out which ones have superior legs, but also watch and learn. You can tell alot about a dancer (or anyone for that matter) by observing the way they interact. Notice the reactions to her not only while she is at a table, but the reaction after she leaves it. Find dancers with great legs AND a fantastic demeanor.

Talk to her: Tip her for sitting down and speaking with you. Offer to buy her a drink. Converse with her about nonsexual topics. Once she sees that you are a good guy who tips, she will feel more comfortable with you. Once you are comfortable together, you can approach the all important hosiery issue. Don’t push. If she is not into it, drop it. It won’t take long to find an open minded, willing dancer. If she is into it, tell her you want to get her a gift.

Gather intelligence: If SHE thinks the nylons are hot, all the better for you! Find out what color she likes, or better yet bring her black, white, and tan so she has a choice.

Be flexible: I know this is a pantyhose forum, but getting dancers in PH is notoriously difficult. You may have to settle for stockings.

Leave the bar: Make it at least seem like you are a nice guy doing something special just for her, and not just some pervert with nylons in his pocket. Even if you have hosiery ready to go (and you should!), let enough time lapse like you had gone to Macy’s. Better yet, come back another night with your present.

Keep it new: For obvious reasons, always give her brand new, unopened hosiery. Consider wrapping it and/or including some chocolate. Always tip her well as a thank you soon after seeing her in your gift.

Go early: Dancers being distracted by other guy’s money makes it far more difficult and expensive to keep attention and nylon legs on you. Going early also lessens the chance of wagging tongues in a local settings.

Bring money: She is going to expect at least one or more private dances whilst wearing your gift. Some guys will want a full on private party, others will be happy sitting at a table, feeling her hose clad legs. The pays scale differs. Know what you want.

Be smart: You are setting the precedent the first time. If this is a one shot deal in a distant city, what the hell, spend away! If you plan on doing it again with the same dancer, she will expect the same financial treatment. This is a business. The ladies provide the fantasy, you provide the ca$h.

Take a cab: Not to preach, but always leave enough money for a cab ride home. The cops love to bust guys leaving dance bars. With the BAC level limits so low these days even just a couple of cocktails will put you over the limit.
“If you’re paying for sexual pleasure why not just go get yourself a hooker?

There is no difference IMO…”

-ukcouple

Wow.

I certainly respect your (and everyone’s) right to opinion, and the freedom to express it.

However, I also respect my right to rebuttal. …And the freedom to express it.

Case in point.

In my humble opinion (IMHO, I believe), this devastatingly simple, all encompassing, generalized statement could be vastly improved by even the most miniscule modicrum of rational thought.

According to the statement above, anyone who ever “pays” for “sexual pleasure” is merely a desperate john, and whomever may accommodate them is nothing but a diseased whore.

In compliance to that definition, anyone purchasing a “Playboy” or other adult magazine is a john. Anyone associated with the magazine is a prostitute. Hugh Hefner will be overjoyed.

Anyone purchasing a ticket to, for example, a Hollywood blockbuster like “9 and 1/2 weeks, “Body Heat”, “Gentlemen Prefer Blondes”, “Silk Stockings”, “Singing in the Rain” or perhaps, “Unfaithful”, is also a john. So… Diane Lane is a whore. You tell her. I’ll tell Sharon Stone/Kathleen Turner/Cyd Charisse, and Norma Jean. It will be fun.

Ever see “The Rocky Horror Picture Show”? Did you pay to get in? Yes? You SLUT!

Ladies, ever see a movie with George Clooney? Brad Pitt? Sean Connery? Paul Newman? Robert Redford? …Maybe even Valentino? Did you pay to get in? Don’t tell me you went to see Keanu Reaves/Kevin Costner/Burt Reynolds because they can ACT???

If you have ever even bought dinner, or paid for a movie for someone, whilst hoping that “something” may come of it, almost as if you were on a “date”… You did? …You are nothing but an outcast john, and your “date” is simply a cheap tawdry slut.

How about that guy with the brand new sportscar/motorcycle/mansion/yacht? … simply a moronic john. What about the girl with him? …an absolute unadulterated whore.

Females, have you ever bought make-up, “cute” mini-skirts, low cut blouses, get a haircut, don high heels and/or pantyhose, go on a diet or join a gym to shed tonnage? Why? Ever want a boyfriend? Don’t tell me you are only dressing up for the girls. Do you own a garter belt?… Or a push-up bra? It costs money to “fill the void” does it not?

Ladies… pay for birth control? Tight Jeans? Mascara, lipstick?

Gentleman, have you ever bought condoms? …no glove, no love!

Everyone… Cocktails at a bar? A hotel room? A divorce lawyer?

Oh yes, we “pay for sexual pleasure” in many ways.

Anyone using the internet has bought a computer and signed up for web access. This costs money. If you then go to the trouble to seek out sites like “Pantyhose Discussion”, it would seem, IMHO, that you are paying for sexual pleasure, and you are nothing but a worthless john.

I guess Izzy is a whore and all her subscribers are johns…

Everything we do has implications concerning sex.

OK, Point is made. Pardon my sarcasm.

There was an actual question beneath the purile, insecure hostility… I shall answer with my own humble, personal, opinionated thoughts.

To reiterate:

Question: “If you’re paying for sexual pleasure why not just go get yourself a hooker?

Answer: Several reasons (In no particular order):

1. Loyalty: I may enjoy looking and interacting with nylon clad women, but I bring the loving home. Men by nature need variety, while women need security. Dancers give the variety with no committment or expectations. If I attempted to socialize with females in a regular bar, they would expect or demand much more than I am willing to give. Dancers are “shallow but honest”, (money wins) and most importantly, temporary. Actual sex is out in my world. I love my girl.

2. Disease: Yikes.

3. Love. You will never be happy dealing with true prostitutes. Literally or figuratively.

4. Legality: Actual sexual congress can put you away… unless you are in Reno! LOL!

There is a difference between teasing fun that tittilates and excites, and fervent sexual intercourse. On a similar note, you can fuck, or you can make love. Only when you are in a committed, loving relationship can you fuck “like animals” (which we are…) and still make love.

“As long as you hurt no other, do as you will.” -Pagan-esque

“Do unto others as you would have done to you” - Golden Rule-esque

“Don’t judge me, I’m not judging you…” -Me …and many others.

“I won’t bitch at you because you don’t, as long as you don’t bitch at me because I do!” -Me …deal with it!

“All’s well that ends well”. -Uh… Shakespeare. Last I heard, he is from the UK…
Thanks to another ph forum I decided to go to Crazy Rock and had a very good time.

I can tell you about three strip clubs in Kentucky where the waitresses wear pantyhose underneath lingerie style uniforms.

Lexington:

Solid Platinum waitresses wear black stockings over suntan pantyhose

Spearmint Rhino (chain) some waitresses wear fine fishnets, others appear to be fishnet patterned pantyhose

Louisville:

PT’s (chain) waitresses wear suntan pantyhose

I would like to find a club where the waitress wear a short skirt of dress with suntan pantyhose. Please post if you know of such a place.

Also if anyone else has been to another PT’s or Spearmint Rhino club, do the waitresses there where the same style uniforms?

Thanks
It has been a while, but there used to be a bar in Port Clinton Ohio that all the girls were required to wear pantyhose. I talked to one of the girls for a while ( ) and she enformed me that the owner had a pantyhose fetish! She even said that one of the girls came in with torn up pantyhose under black nylons and was sent to a drug store or home to get new pantyhose!! I was up there on a regular basis for about 2 yrs and ended up “befriending” the one dancer who also claimed to have a fetish for pantyhose and sure didn’t seem to mind a man in hose!!

The name of the bar was the fireplace, I’ve not been there ina while so I don’t know if they still are wearing pantyhose or if it is even open, maybe i’ll make a pilgrimage for you all!

Used to be a small club in Vegas bout 4/5 blocks down from the Strip. Went there twice bout 5 years ago - can’t recall the name offhand. Maybe half of the women were in pantyhose. One came and sat in my booth after we talked. Bout 30, very cute Cuban beauty. All she wore were pantyhose and a sheer, loose top. Not cheap either night, but she was all over me in those hose. Sat on my lap, boobs in my mouth, and such. Each night finally opened my pants, straddled me, kissed me and went at me with gusto til I shot pressed into her hosed crotch. Damn, I haveta see if that place is still there!
SheerNylon, sean04..

Crazy Rock is the only bar in the area where the dancers where pantyhose. I’ve been to Blackjack’s and it was bare legs there. The AllStars that I know is in Northlake on Grand Ave east of York Rd. no pantyhose there either.

Diamond’s is all-nude so you won’t find pantyhose there. However, it is low pressure and the amateur contest is quite good. Bring your own alcohol.

Heavenly Bodies used to wear pantyhose back 15 years ago. Now it is bare-legged and topless.

The Admiral is also all nude. I don’t know if you can bring in your own alcohol there. Generally, all-nude is hoseless.

Dancers on Rand just got shut down by court order due to licensing issues. Never went in there.

I heard that a club opened up around Palwaukee Airport but can’t confirm.

so there’s my review of all of the gentlemen’s clubs in the Chicago area that I have been to. Crazy Rock is the only one that I have recently seen. I wouldn’t recommend bringing a “gift” to any of the other clubs.
[quote=”PHreakster”]SheerNylon, sean04..

Crazy Rock is the only bar in the area where the dancers where pantyhose. I’ve been to Blackjack’s and it was bare legs there. The AllStars that I know is in Northlake on Grand Ave east of York Rd. no pantyhose there either.

Diamond’s is all-nude so you won’t find pantyhose there. However, it is low pressure and the amateur contest is quite good. Bring your own alcohol.

Heavenly Bodies used to wear pantyhose back 15 years ago. Now it is bare-legged and topless.

The Admiral is also all nude. I don’t know if you can bring in your own alcohol there. Generally, all-nude is hoseless.

Dancers on Rand just got shut down by court order due to licensing issues. Never went in there.

I heard that a club opened up around Palwaukee Airport but can’t confirm.

so there’s my review of all of the gentlemen’s clubs in the Chicago area that I have been to. Crazy Rock is the only one that I have recently seen. I wouldn’t recommend bringing a “gift” to any of the other clubs.[/quote]

I went to Crazy Rock and there were no dancers at all. This was June 12th. Disappointment! I also went to Heavely Bodies and I remember 15 years ago too. Now it is just another strip joint….bummer