gays adult

I’m only 26% gay on this thing? Screw that! I’m inventing a test that gets this right for me!!

1). Are you:

a.a. OR b.b.= 100% gay
a.b. OR b.a.= 0% gay
a.c. OR b.c.= In the "open-minded percentile"
a.d. OR b.d.= Probably lonely

This: Because the other stole nearly three-quarters of my sexuality! :p
On a brighter (?) note, I score 60% as "Mindy" the lesbian. Man, this test is just a recipe for gender confusion!
Well, I’m 20% gay, apparently (though I’m straight as an arrow) but I found it interesting that according to the quiz I’m "too straight for modern times"

Easy up, there! I’ve never accused anyone of being too gay - in fact one of my best friends is a straight up, stereotypical (in the words of Brian Kinney) nelly fag and far as I am concerned he’s within his rights and totally right to be as out there and outrageous as he wants to be, lisp, cat, haircut, etc. and all.

Am I any less of a person because I don’t wax my eyebrows, wear a silk shirt or use product? I certainly don’t want to be less of a person because I’m only attracted to the opposite gender…
I got 40% gay… but a lot of questions didn’t apply to me, like do it yourself / hire a prof? (I’ve got me dad, right?), when would you get a haircut? (um, never?), good drivers = good lovers (how the hell should I know?), is your creditcard… (what creditcard? I don’t even have fuckin cash!), more than $100 on a shirt? (that’s what I’ve got to spend per month on food and electricity (and beer), among other stuff), do you find your best friend attractive (all my friends are attractive to me) etc, plus I don’t know any goddamn football players.

Then again, I listen to black fucking metal, drink more beer than my liver likes me to, swear (a LOT), love to get drunk, don’t visit gay bars or any of that nonsense, tend to find most blatantly homosexuals (the really sissy ones) quite ridiculous…

On the other hand I love to shock from time to time with a nice little dose of pink (when I got into my house the back wall was salmon pink and I’ve kept it that way and yeah okay also because I’m fucking lazy), have always been more friendly with girls than the average boy ever since elementary school, love seeing a romance develop and have these almost giggly moments of sudden glee.

I always say to myself "I’m not gay, I’m just a Bartje."